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Sunday, 16 November 2014 22:45

Thank God


The news we've all been waiting for. Real space food!


Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:45

Philae of Fish

So  Philae bounced and the harpoon failed to go off. Sounds more like the Pequod off Moby Dick. Philae of fish anyone? #cometlanding

Monday, 03 November 2014 22:16

Rage Against The Cuisine for Christmas

Updated with more stuff, the paperback edition of everyone's favourite cookbook hasn't yet arrived but has set off and is on it's way.


Available soon in your local bookstore, especially if you live in Feltham.


Tuesday, 21 October 2014 13:26

Cooking the books at Tesco

Don't do this at home, the gift books smelt of turnip after a while...


Cooking the books at Tesco - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Friday, 12 September 2014 11:29

Cake rage!


Finally using my gym membership.

With thanks to Mr I. Seale for spotting

Cake rage! - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Wednesday, 13 August 2014 12:35


Last week I foud a shop in London selling minature pasties. These were claimed to have aphrodisiac properties and have been used in Cornwall for centuries to lure hungry sailors to their doom. I tried a couple and was awake for six days.

I reverse engineered one of these savoury packets and found it to be a thin crust packed full of seasoned kangaroo, spinach and riochta. I'm just trying to cook one now. The recipe will be up soon as possible. Watch this space!

Pie-agra! - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Tuesday, 12 August 2014 15:57

Will Self having a bit of a pop!

An artist's impression of the author at dinner. Not actually a Selfie.


Will Self having a bit of a pop! - 5.0 out of 5 based on 2 reviews
Wednesday, 06 August 2014 13:08

Two intellectuals disagreeing over dinner



One is a the world heavyweight boxing champion, and the other one doesn't like water on his head.

If he behaves like that as a fully grown adult, makes you shudder when you think of the christening...

Two intellectuals disagreeing over dinner - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Sunday, 29 June 2014 13:45

Clientele in restaurants.

The most esteemed eating places are almost entirely populated by dicks. 


Clientele in restaurants. - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Monday, 02 June 2014 14:10

Shark rage

Poached shark for dinner. Fins are looking up!

Shark rage - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
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