The news we've all been waiting for. Real space food!
So Philae bounced and the harpoon failed to go off. Sounds more like the Pequod off Moby Dick. Philae of fish anyone? #cometlanding
Updated with more stuff, the paperback edition of everyone's favourite cookbook hasn't yet arrived but has set off and is on it's way.
Available soon in your local bookstore, especially if you live in Feltham.
Don't do this at home, the gift books smelt of turnip after a while...
Finally using my gym membership.
With thanks to Mr I. Seale for spotting
Last week I foud a shop in London selling minature pasties. These were claimed to have aphrodisiac properties and have been used in Cornwall for centuries to lure hungry sailors to their doom. I tried a couple and was awake for six days.
I reverse engineered one of these savoury packets and found it to be a thin crust packed full of seasoned kangaroo, spinach and riochta. I'm just trying to cook one now. The recipe will be up soon as possible. Watch this space!
An artist's impression of the author at dinner. Not actually a Selfie.
One is a the world heavyweight boxing champion, and the other one doesn't like water on his head.
If he behaves like that as a fully grown adult, makes you shudder when you think of the christening...
The most esteemed eating places are almost entirely populated by dicks.