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Not a great deal to do with food but... - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews


Probably the wrong day to eat a reduced to clear chicken ready meal. But here goes...

Big 10 food companies emit more gasses than Scandinavia! - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews


Spotted by Leighton Haberfield. Ta!
"I had to smash my raging groin into a chiller cabinet..." - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Wednesday, 05 March 2014 16:03

Smoking as bad for you as protein!

If one joint doesn't kill you, the other one probably will. 


Smoking as bad for you as protein! - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Tuesday, 04 March 2014 19:29

Disappointing Yorkshire puds

I saw these and couldn't believe it. It's like perverting a symbol of northern tradition and culture into a glorified vol au vent.

As far as I can tell, they've stuffed them with rocket, mashed swede, goats cheese, with a delicately poised fin of roast beef. It's so twee it makes Billy Elliott look butch. My ancestors are spinning in their caskets.

For the attention of any southern based mockney chefs; it's a Yorkshire pudding, not a Yorkie. A Yorkie is a dog. The world doesn't end at Watford. Stop de-regionalising my dinner.

Disappointing Yorkshire puds - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:57

Slut Soup


Nigella's revenge campaign continues to gather momentum...

Slut Soup - 4.7 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Tuesday, 18 February 2014 11:50

Polish Chicken Bag

I've just got this in the oven. Basically it's a bag into which you put some chicken, and it's got some paprika to tip on as well.

I don't speak a word of Polish, apart from Sklep, and so don't have a clue about the instructions. I'm waiting to hear a loud bang.

If anyone can read Polish, or is Polish, could they please get in touch.

Polish Chicken Bag - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:03

Rage Against The Raisine

I have a lot of dried fruit. I seem to have accumulated it. I got some for Christmas and then I went to Aldi and bought more of it.

I was starting to wonder if dried fruit is good for you. It turns out it is. Here is an article where an expert explains the ins and outs of the dried fruit game.

Did you find this article informative, or do you just not give a fig?



Rage Against The Raisine - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Thursday, 16 January 2014 11:01


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Archive - 5.0 out of 5 based on 3 reviews
Monday, 14 April 2014 20:56

Valentines Day Rage

If anyone would like to send Rage as a valentines day gift, it's easy to do so from the amazon.com site for $3.20/ £1.99 Let me know how that goes. I'm sure he/she will be thrilled!
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